Zombie Defense Station Sign - 12x18 - Reflective Rust-Free Heavy Gauge Aluminum. Stop Zombie attacks in their tracks.
The reported face-eating zombie attack in 2012 Miami is only the most recent in a long line of disturbing Zombie Attacks. As a public service, we have designed this high-quality reflective heavy-gauge aluminum Emergency Zombie Defense Station sign in the hope that these terrible attacks can be stopped in their zombie tracks. We encourage every home, small town, school, dorm room and overpriced studio apartment in every big city to establish a Zombie Defense Station. Do not rely on The Department of Homeland Security to protect you from Zombie Attack. Act now. In many cases, zombies seeing this Zombie Defense Station sign prominently displayed will choose to attack some other peaceful (but defenseless) town or neighborhood. Due to heavy demand, please allow 3-5 work days to ship.
As stated on our sign:
In the event of a Zombie outbreak this station contains the following equipment:
Class A Firearms/Explosives
Class B Melee Weapons
Class C Defense Aids
The sign also includes valuable instruction on what to do to increase your odds of survival in the event of zombie attack.
Our Zombie Defense Sign is constructed of rust-free, heavy gauge, durable aluminum
Our Zombie sign is made using 3M Engineer Grade Reflective sheeting and 3M inks
Our Anti-Zombie Sign is rated by 3M for at least 7 years no-fade outdoor service
This Zombie Defense Sign has holes drilled at top and bottom center for easy mounting
DOUBLE the working life of your Zombie Warning Signs by adding 3M Protective Overlay Film (POF)! 3M’s high-tech POF protects sign faces against fading caused by the sun and harsh weather—and makes graffiti defacement damage easy to clear away without harsh abrasives.
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